Unofficial Playoff Round 1 Results:

#1 Magnum P.I.
Brady Quinn: 26
Jerome Harrison: -10
Maurice Morris: -10
Moose Muhammad: 17
Chansi Stuckey: 13
Josh Morgan: 5
Josh Brown: 0
Lions D: 4
Total: 45
vs.
#4 Sarah Palin's Tits
Jay Cutler: 40
Darren McFadden: 22
Matt Forte: 43
Torry Holt: 16
Jabar Gaffney: 21
Donnie Avery: 18
Connor Barth: 8
Bills D: 7
Total: One hundred seventy-fucking-five

#2 Pride of the Weinkes
Daunte Culpepper: 22
Marshawn Lynch: 29
Chester Taylor: 0
Andre Caldwell: 23
David Anderson: 14
Randy McMichael: 14
Stephen Gostkowski: 0
Rams D: 4
Total: 106
vs.
#3 Kobe Vujacic
Chaz Frye: 18
Fred Jackson: 1
Marcus Mason: TBD
Terrell Owens: 20
Greg Camarillo: 13
Bobby Wade: 0
Mason Crosby: 8
Cowboys D: 3
Total: 63