Team Poopypants Haas
QB: Nobody! Interesting strategy. Let's see if it pays off for him.
Lendale White: 0
Cadillac Williams: 17
Davone Bess: 16
Earl Bennett: 20
Darrius Heyward-Bey: 3
Matt Prater: 0
Falcons D: 7
Total: 63
vs.
Sarah Palin's Tits
Dennis Dixon: 10
Kevin Smith: 13
Larry Johnson: 3
Donnie Avery: 3
Jabar Gaffney: 13
Mohammed Massoquoi: 18
Connor Barth: 2
Bucs D: 8
Total: 70
Cedric Benson All-Stars
Mark Sanchize: 21
Earnest Graham: 0
Mewelde Moore: 0
Brian Hartline: 3
Jason Avant: 4
Marcedes Lewis: 14
John Carney: TBD
Dolphins D: 14
Total: 56
vs.
Brett Favre: -14
Ricky Williams: 3 (He threw an interception)
Rashard Mendenhall: 5
Devin Hester: 24
Rashied Davis: 0
Bobby Engram: 0
Shaun Suisham: 0
Chiefs D: 20
Total: 38
Pride of the Weinkes
Matthew Stafford: 40
Marshawn Lynch: 0
Danny Ware: 10
Andre Caldwell: 16
David Anderson: 21
Randy McMichael: 16
Neil Rackers: 0
Raiders D: 12
Total: 115
vs.
The Sex Boats
Chris Simms: 0
Michael Bush: 0
Derrick Ward: 29
Deion Branch: 20
Sammie Stroughter: 20
Daniel Graham: 14
Lawrence Tynes: 0
Browns D: 8
Total: 91
Kobe Vujacic
Bruce Gradkowski: 18
Jamal Lewis: 27
Willie Parker: 0
Michael Clayton: 0
Greg Camarillo: 0
Bobby Wade: 20
Mason Crosby: 4
Defense: None!
Total: 69
vs.
Magnum P.I.
Brady Quinn: 11
Jamal Charles: -4
Brandon Jackson: 33
Mike Furrey: 21
Muhsin Muhammad: 21
Josh Morgan: 13
Ryan Longwell: 0
Lions D: 13
Total: 108